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Cheesy Funny Pick Up Lines

September 16, 2011 by  
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The good, the bad, we have them all! Cheesy pick up lines, corny pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, funny pick up lines. Cheesy pickup lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy pickup lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better choice than using one as an opener to get a date.

Cheesy lines should generally be restricted to as a joke for people you already know or if you’re completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye. Some girls prefer to hear these things from a man and some don’t. Even though its cheesy, still this lines could bring happiness to her. Know the boundries and don’t over do it. These Cheeesy pick up lines can be really entertaining when you out with friends having drinks.

1. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
2. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
3. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
4. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
5. I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
6. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
7. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
8. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
9. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
10. Are those space pants? Because your @$$ is out of this world!
11. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
12. Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is…
13. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
14. There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
15. Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!
16. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
17. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
18. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
19. Let me borrow $700.00 and I’ll put a ring on your finger and we would look cute on a wedding cake together?
20.The women says to the waiter “why does that haggard man over there keep buying me drinks?” The waiter says “he wants you to keep drinking until you think he’s cute.”
21. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
22. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
23. It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
24. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
25. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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